Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
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He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
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One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
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We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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