Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
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Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
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The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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