Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
she pinky promised me she was 18
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well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
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We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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