We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
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Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
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Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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