hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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