super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
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