My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
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Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
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These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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