Its about making memories worth repressing
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
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I need you to use more vowels.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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