Jerry, you need to find god
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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