Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
the raccoons are back...
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