You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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