a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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