ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
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Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
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Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
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