marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
Randomize
