When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
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