Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
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