As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
how drunk are you?
Several
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Randomize
