this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
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Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
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A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
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