Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
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How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
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he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
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