i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
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I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
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sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?