3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
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you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
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The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.