great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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