Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
i want to fuck
it's pretty self explanatory
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN