When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
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She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
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I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets