Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(502): View more from Kentucky

im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.

(773): View more from Illinois

Stop texting me, I'm right here.

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(917): View more from New York City

Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.

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(909): View more from California

i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!

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(585): View more from New York

She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back

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(317): View more from Indiana

I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."

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(206): View more from Washington

you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...

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(425): View more from Washington

I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.

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