a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
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this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
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He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
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