"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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