Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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