So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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