arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
Just puked most of my soul out..
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