He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
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