babies were throwing up all over the place
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
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I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
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I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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