My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
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Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
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lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
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