He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
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I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
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Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
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