Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
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Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
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Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
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