Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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