I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
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Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
is that a dick in a sweater?
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I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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