alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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