butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
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You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
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I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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