Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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