Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
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he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
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I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
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