i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
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i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
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I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
false alarm, still single
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