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• (650): View more from California

  one two three fourrrrnication!

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.

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• (478): View more from Georgia

  Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie. 

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.

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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.

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• (518): View more from New York

  Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...

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• (941): View more from Florida

  He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.

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• (281): View more from Texas

  I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom

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