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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view

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  that's Oklahoma for you

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• (619): View more from California

  We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow

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• (206): View more from Washington

  Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him

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• (817): View more from Texas

  did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?

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• (+31): View more from The Netherlands

  Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.

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• (661): View more from California

  Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.

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  Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.

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• (212): View more from New York

  He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.

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