I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
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