i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
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i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
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You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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