That's intense
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
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im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
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Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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