i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
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So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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