According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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