office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
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Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
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Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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