oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
I should be sponsored by Trojan
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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