Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
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we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
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Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
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