Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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