You're completely useless in the revolution.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
how does that bad decision feel?
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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