I have demons in me.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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