whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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