this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
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Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
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Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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