dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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